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A few things I am pretty sure moms of girls never have to say…..

Tue, Oct 13, 2009

Daily Rant, Kids & Family

 

This is the second time I have been peed on today

No you cannot make that into a sword

No the Kitty doesn’t need swimming lessons, flying lessons, or bike riding instructions

Please put my flower pots back at the door & the flowers back in them

No you cannot use your brother as a bike jump

Please take the play-dough out of the lamp

What the heck is this in my shoe?

Ohhhh you used my curling iron to cook me breakfast in bed how sweet

Is that chocolate or poop?

Yes son it is always inappropriate to say pooh, poopy, pee, pee-pee, fart, booger, barf, & butt at the table

Yes you have to eat that

Oh God please don’t eat that

Thank you I know I rock & Yes I will marry you!

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5 Responses to “A few things I am pretty sure moms of girls never have to say…..”

  1. MamaOtwins+1 says:

    As a Mom to three boys - I love these!

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  3. Merralee says:

    I am also a mom of three boys and I have to say these are perfectly accurate. Mine are much older now, but it made me a little reminiscent of when I had to chase them around to get them to either spit it out, clean them off, or beg them to let go of the dogs tail.
    It was a pleasure reading.

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