This is the second time I have been peed on today
No you cannot make that into a sword
No the Kitty doesn’t need swimming lessons, flying lessons, or bike riding instructions
Please put my flower pots back at the door & the flowers back in them
No you cannot use your brother as a bike jump
Please take the play-dough out of the lamp
What the heck is this in my shoe?
Ohhhh you used my curling iron to cook me breakfast in bed how sweet
Is that chocolate or poop?
Yes son it is always inappropriate to say pooh, poopy, pee, pee-pee, fart, booger, barf, & butt at the table
Yes you have to eat that
Oh God please don’t eat that
Thank you I know I rock & Yes I will marry you!0