1. That stink will not go away no mater how much you wash, scrub, clean, or spray.
2. They destroy just about everything they touch….they usually don’t mean to it just happens.
3. They can eat more than the largest band of locust
4. They are really good snugglers
5.At age 4 Dad achieves rock star status with no effort at all, and you will be left holding a sippy cup & a blanket wondering what the heck just happened.
6. When they are sick or hungry or hurt aka when the going gets tuff…..only mom will do!
7. Did I mention they stink
8. Peeing inside the perimeters of a toilet may take up words of 30 years to master
9. They will only learn to be gentlemen if you teach them
10. Underneath the dirt, grime, smell, and footballs are little hearts that will always have a place for their first love…Mommy!0